*SPECIAL EFFECTS SHOWREEL*
*OTHER STUFF WHAT I DO*
If anyone is single and wants to go on a date to a car-boot sale or something, I have a Tinder profile now. We could bring a packed lunch too, I've got some pickled eggs in my fridge.
"This is The Weirdest Shit That's Appeared in Our Inbox All Year"
*CHICKEN CORNISH IN BRIXTON*